corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

(via princsex)

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

  • cute
  • fluffy
  • sleep a lot
  • no exam s

(via orgasm)

"

I am not like
other people.
I am
burning in hell.

The hell of
myself.

"

Charles Bukowski (via moaka)

(Source: elisebrown, via capo-verde)